FAIRY DUST DOESN'T FIX EVERYTHING

[samfrack]

 

When I was younger I wanted to be a singer. My father would give me a nickel for every song I sang for him. I'd earn a quarter and go buy myself a bag of chips.

So thanks dad, you accustomed me to being a junk food addicted fat ass and believing I could sing xD

I stopped that dream when I realized I can't sing. But you can judge. Out of boredom I played around with vocaroo again. I'm addicted to that site I swear.

So enjoy my beautiful voice singing to you the most glorious song ever written. Warning you may want to put the volume down low or your ears will bleed. By clicking here you assume all responsibility for the trauma and therapy bills you will incur after listening to this horror.